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Cochella

oscar worthy

maddisnow:

*hears first notes to Sugar We’re Going Down*
*punches out of casket*
am i morE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET

🎶Take Out Your Dick (and Measure It)🎶

This is my anthem

I could have slept until 2 this afternoon if I hadn’t been woken up to middleman drugs

quietlydepraved:

pixiesteahouse:

princeconstantine:

runningoffthereeses:

well, thats enough internet for today

I need this

Does this come in varying colours, because I want a rainbow of them. 

How ~refined~

I have a great need

The fastest way for me to be into you and then not be into you is by constantly telling me how awesome I am and it sucks

Hawtness is an art form

Hawtness is an art form

He wants to get stoned with me before the date

This guy is me with a dick and I’m so into it

Anonymous asked: Have a night time picnic/have a pot luck together/cheesy movie marathon

Those are cute but I need a public first date idea!

Give me date ideas!

urtube:

You call me your Shrek but you treat me like your Farquaad

Hawtness is an art form

Hawtness is an art form

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly