*hears first notes to Sugar We’re Going Down*
*punches out of casket*
am i morE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET
This is my anthem
I could have slept until 2 this afternoon if I hadn’t been woken up to middleman drugs
well, thats enough internet for today
I need this
Does this come in varying colours, because I want a rainbow of them.
I have a great need
The fastest way for me to be into you and then not be into you is by constantly telling me how awesome I am and it sucks
He wants to get stoned with me before the date
This guy is me with a dick and I’m so into it
Anonymous asked: Have a night time picnic/have a pot luck together/cheesy movie marathon
Those are cute but I need a public first date idea!
Give me date ideas!
You call me your Shrek but you treat me like your Farquaad
i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly