Open RP (18+)
A big titted anime girl named Moemoeco reclines in a hot spring, beckoning you to join her……. “Greetings, big brother……” she moans to you fuckingly……
"Is this really happening?" thought Dr. Steve Brule. "A real life hrentai?"
- 1. had sex?
- 2. bought condoms?
- 3. gotten pregnant?
- 4. failed a class?
- 5. kissed a boy?
- 6. kissed a girl?
- 7. had a job?
- 8. left the house without my wallet?
- 9. bullied someone on the internet?
- 10. sexted?
- 11. had sex in public?
- 12. smoked weed?
- 13. smoked cigarettes?
- 14. smoked a cigar?
- 15. drank alcohol?
- 16. been to a wedding?
- 17. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
- 18. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
- 19. been late for school?
- 20. kissed in the rain?
- 21. showered with someone else?
- 22. been outside my home country?
- 23. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
- 24. had lice?
- 25. gotten my heart broken?
- 26. had a credit card?
- 27. been to a professional sports game?
- 28. broken a bone?
- 29. been unhappy about my weight?
- 30. won a trophy?
- 31. cut myself?
- 32. been on a diet?
- 33. rode in a taxi?
- 34. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
- 35. been to a concert?
- 36. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
- 37. had braces?
- 38. wore make up?
- 39. lost my virginity before I was 16?
- 40. kissed someone a different race than myself?
- 41. Snuck out of the house?
- 42. had oral sex?
- 43. dyed my hair?
- 44. met someone famous?
- 45. been on vacation?
- 46. been on a boat?
- 47. been on an airplane?
- 48. prank called someone?
- 49. taken a pregnancy test?
- 50. been suspended from school?
Not tryna start shit but I’m really beautiful and funny and great to be around
5 track album
For all of you new comers, this is my band. Go dance.
Go listen to these babes!
i could masturbate to this article that’s how much it pleases me
everything about this screams fedora
oh my god this is fucking incredible oh my god
and when you go to a restaurant and eat something cooked by man, that’s where another man put something inside your body that I didn’t. And when the male dentist looks inside your mouth, that’s where another man invaded your mouth. And when the male cashier sells you those clothes, every time you wear them you will think of him, not me.
lady tattoo artists don’t real.
THE EVOLUTION OF THE BEARD.
It’s weird that on this day, souls would not be the last one.
Didn’t even wear this tonight but look how cute I am
i change my mind 4chan should destroy this website
- baby: d-d-d-d
- dad: daddy?
- baby: destroy capitalism
- karl marx: nice
glad tumblr dot com remembered alien day or whatever maybe next year they can remember black history month :D
You ever just feel an existential crisis coming on
No sugardaddies. No sugar mamas. No sugarbabies. Full socialism in romantic relationships. There are only sugarcomrades.
From First To Last Finishing Reunion Album
From First To Last are heading to Maryland soon to finish their reunion record. Check out a tweet from the band below after the jump.
skrillex isn’t back?
He’s embarrassed about his emo roots